The Office / What if we hire a new guy?

Erin What if we all get together, and help each other hire a new guy and we all kill him, but first we take out like a hundred thousand dollar life insurance policy on him. I bet you guys like that idea, don't you?

Erin I think that's what they're doing to me. I can't prove it, but I wanted to see their faces when I said it... I learned nothing.

Michael Scott I don't know what the f*** that was.